Gimme Ice Cream on My Birthday

Vivienne! My dearest Vivienne! Summer is almost here! This means, of course, that long leisurely weekends beckon to us.

And when I think of summer, I think of the beach.

And when I think of the beach, I think of South Africa.

And when I think of South Africa, I think of Dave Chappelle as Prince.

Which led to the grossly sentimental poem below.

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I Want You

The Elks and their fish fries. There’s always a fish fry come this time of year.

[rest-of-poem has gone to the fish fry and will be singing karaoke if she feels so inclined]