We interrupt this blog of fashionable poems and poem prompts of fashion to bring you fashion news and news of fashion. This is the most fashionable news discovered in, well, ever. Do you remember when, about this time last year, Google declared Stephen Colbert the Greatest Living American? Yes, that was very dramatic.
Well, dearest Vivienne and I have discovered something of that same magnitude. Please refer to the graphic below. Would you like to see a larger version of the graphic below? Then click on the graphic below.
Yes, it’s true. Vivienne Haighwood and Zelda Fitzgerald, also known as The Hyacinth Girls, also known as the Constructors of the Fashion Poems, the Poems of Fashion, also known as the Fashionable Poets Who Are Most Fashionably Taking Part in NaPoWriMoFa (National Poetry Writing Month of Fashion), have been deemed by Google as the Poets with the Most Fashionable Poems.
Yes. Very dramatic, isn’t it?

April 15, 2008 at 7:32 pm |
Congrats!
April 15, 2008 at 8:45 pm |
Most excellent. I recently found out that my blog is the top result for “tallest pope”.
April 15, 2008 at 10:03 pm |
WE ARE FASHION. PWNED.
Matt, who WAS the tallest pope?!
April 15, 2008 at 10:37 pm |
Thanks for the congrats, K.!
Matt: Very, very fabulous. And you also saved my life today — at least the Writing of the Poem Life. Your spam poems were quite splendid!
Viv: YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES. We are fashion.
April 15, 2008 at 11:22 pm |
The tallest pope was Pope Giganticus X, of course. According to me. Seriously though, I couldn’t find out the real answer. Apparently it’s not something that has been researched. Weird.
Zelda, glad I could help!
April 16, 2008 at 9:00 am |
Huh. You’d think that they’d measure the heights of popes. I wonder if there’s a secret room deep deep deep in the Vatican, where the popes measured themselves against door jambs and noted their heights with bars of solid solid gold.
April 16, 2008 at 9:57 am |
Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.